...this crap kills brain cells faster than alcohol or asphyxiation.
Plot is thus: A private security firm filled w/ Blackwater types uses a prototype caseless rifle to kill three weapons smugglers. The head of the firm is then killed by his lieutenant and the previous head of the firm, and they sell this rifle to...unknown highest bidders.
The caseless rifle is actually based on real technology. It fires bullets electronically, and the weapon degrades during use. Not on TV. It's the size of a dog kennel, but at the beginning, it's employed by one person against three men in rapid succession. It "vaporizes" people...which was actually a funny animation. One moment they're here, the next they're jumping into a transition into a red stain.
The CSI team is able to track the firm's head's killer as he remotely erases the man's laptop. Looks like something from Star Trek.
Then there's the requisite showdown between Caine and the evildoer...Caine shows up right in time for the bad guy to make some ridiculously lame announcement about a suitable demonstration of the weapons power. Caine swerves his H2 and the back end explodes - it should've been shorn right off. The weapon is used again, and this time the Hummer is completely incinerated...Caine has escaped, and is now standing before this dog-kennel sized cannon. The badguy makes a lame quip about its power, and Caine shoots him in the head, then one-hit-kills a few other badguys at about fifty feet while holding his Sig 229 one-handed.
He then makes his own lame quip about using just one bullet, and the screen fades to black.
Watching CSI:Miami is like an intellectual I Am Legend. You feel like the last smart person on the planet. I've seen drooling Down-Syndrome patients with an insatiable lust for mashed potatoes who could pen better fiction.
I need to go watch some House clips on Youtube, get this bad taste out of my mouth.
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