I saw the writing on the wall for this election about six months ago, and began stocking my Money Market account for another Election Day weapons buy.
After 60% of my countrymen flushed their brains down the toilet and voted a gang of outright socialists into office, I took a look at some Democrat platforms. If I'm not mistaken, #23 or #26 on their agenda is re-enacting the assault-weapons ban, which they unfortunately have the votes to do in both houses.
So, being possessed of the contrary and irascible nature that so many of my family are, I decided today it was time to bring home the Nancy Pelosi Assault Rifle.
A little less than $350, and if it goes on sale after Thanksgiving, I can redeem the receipt for the sale discount off my purchase price.
Got it all outfitted the way I want it, and I must say, Ms. Pelosi has never looked more beautiful. I'll be plugging a collapsible stock into her within the the next few weeks.
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