Reporting in

*sound of door opening*
*sound of footsteps*
*sound of light switch*
*sound of fingers on keyboard*

I'm reporting in.

Now that I've given a somewhat entertaining if melodramatic entrance, there are a few preliminaries/disclaimers to get out of the way. Some of the people reading this might know me. If so, please do not indicate this. Please do not post anything relating to how you know me, or where you know me from, or links to where you know me from. Please do not use my real name. Vincent is just fine, some of you may know to what I am referring.

The above rules apply everywhere.

When posting, please do not a name or post links that may indicate a place from where you know me.

No profanity, indecent language, indecent content, or links to any of the aforementioned. Once I figure out how to edit posts, I'll clean them up if need be. If a debate springs up, please keep it clean and know that I'll only ever edit for any of the aforementioned objectionable content.

There may be times when I post links to pages that may contain some of the aforementioned objectionable content or links to such. These will have a warning, but they will never be for vulgarity's sake (if I'm linking to something, there's a good reason and it has nothing to do with offensive content).

That's all for the introductory post.